Jacksonisms
"Don't you guys have an off button?" January 2004. Amy and I were playing and talking to Benjamin and Landon.
"That just spoils my mashed potatoes!" December 2003. That is Jackson's interpretation of me saying "That boils my potatoes!" when I'm mad.
"Daddy doesn't know a chicken from a scarecrow." -2003. Jackson came up with this one all on his own. I think the point he is trying to make needs no further explanation.